2 Live Services, 7 & 9 a.m. Eastern Time – Please Join Us! For our 7 a.m. service, click here. To pray with us live at 9 a.m., go here. For the LORD of hosts will reign on Mount Zion and in Jerusalem, and before his elders he will manifest his glory. The Lord is […]
the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind
Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.
Humans: oh my god this burns so good
Peppers: wut
poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER
humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what
tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.
humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?
Mint: Stay off me bugs or I’ll poison you!
Humans: Yeah I’m gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate.
Aliens Studying the Planet:
The fact I didn’t know half of these are poisons says A LOT.
Plants: *evolve defenses to dissuade from being eaten*
You shall eat in plenty and be satisfied, and praise the name of the LORD your God, who has dealt wondrously with you. Give thanks to the Lord, and call upon his Name; make known his deeds among the peoples. Psalm 105:1 INVITATORY AND PSALTER O God, make speed to save us. O Lord, make […]
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When the Son of Man is seated on the throne of his glory, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. On this day the Lord has acted; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalm 118:24 INVITATORY AND PSALTER O God, make speed to […]
2 Live Services Today, 7 & 9am Eastern – Please Join Us! For our 7 a.m. service, click here. To pray with us live at 9 a.m., go here. You are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, God’s own people, in order that you may proclaim the mighty acts of him who […]
Jesus said to him, “If you wish to be perfect, go, sell your possessions, and give the money to the poor; then come, follow me.” Grace to you and peace from God our Father and from the Lord Jesus Christ. Philippians 1:2 INVITATORY AND PSALTER O God, make speed to save us. O Lord, make […]
Daily Office Live today at 7 & 9am Eastern – Please Join Us! To join us at 7am, click here. To pray with us at 9am, go here. As he who called you is holy, be holy yourselves in all your conduct; for it is written, “You shall be holy, for I am holy.” I […]
It was because you were so hard-hearted that Moses allowed you to divorce your wives. Let my prayer be set forth in your sight as incense, the lifting up of my hands as the evening sacrifice. Psalm 141:2 INVITATORY AND PSALTER O God, make speed to save us. O Lord, make haste to help us. […]
